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Blood Feast Movie Streaming

Viernes, Febrero 19th, 2010
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Movie Title: Blood Feast
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This is one of those few movies where everything that everyone says about it is precisely true: Utterly barebones production, flatly pathetic acting, stilted and pointless dialogue, and lots and lots of ultra-phony gore. Of course, this is pretty undisputedly the first real gore film, so horror fans pretty much have to see this. And, even if it weren’t so important historically it would be worth seeing anyway, cause it’s pretty damn cool either way.

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Fortunately, in making the first gore film they didn’t go halfway. Sure, there are tons of films which are gorier then it now, it’s still gory enough that if it were redone, shot for shot with realistic, modern effects, it wouldn’t be allowed an R rating in a million years. You got flaying, leg severing, heart extracting, tongue ripping, brain, um, snatching etc. And, while the gore effects are incredibly dated, they aren’t quite as cheap and old as I would have imagined. The blood itself actually holds up fairly well, and looks better than much of the stage blood you’d see over the next 20 years or so. It’s actually red! It is also delightfully shameless, perpetually leering at the simplistic effects in a way that makes Fulci look almost reserved by comparison. For example, fairly late in the film there is a 42 second pan over a flaying victim. (i.e. someone just covered with fake blood) 42 seconds may not sound that long when I just say it, but when you’re actually watching it it’s pretty damn funny, and seems to go on forever. It’s also got some odd quirks, such as how virtually all the violence is performed in utter silence, with no sound effects, only music. It manages to make these scenes somehow poignant, in spite of the overall laughable nature of the project.

The film only gets 3 stars because much of the terrible acting and dialogue grows somewhat tiresome after a while. There are only a few topics: The cops whine about how they can’t catch the mad butcher who is killing women, and stealing their body parts, and the civilains whine about there’s a killer out there, and then reflect happily on the party they plan to have that Saturaday. (Turns out that the guy who’s catering the party, Fuad Ramses, is the killer, and is gonna feed them the parts he stole. What a coincidence.) The directing is also amusingly flat. The camera hardly ever moves, nor do the actors. They just stand there, statue-stiff, delivering there lines. It’s also got a fun soundtrack, with endless thumping tympani and cheesy organs and such. Lotsa people are irritated by it, but I find it quite amusing.

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Yeah, you know if you wanna see this or not. So do it.

Grade: C

“Blood Feast” is the most famous work of exploitation auteur Herschell Gordon Lewis. Released in 1963, it is considered the first slasher film, the one that spawned all of the imitators: “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre”, “Friday the 13th”, etc. Despite (or because of) its questionable acting and really fake blood, it is a classic.

Something Weird Video has given “Blood Feast” a great tribute with its DVD version. A beautiful print of the film was used, all of the garish colors are presented in their full glory. It contains one of the most interesting audio commentaries on a DVD that I have ever listened to. Director Herschell Gordon Lewis and producer David F. Friedman provide insights into everything you’ve ever wanted to know about “Blood Feast” - the casting, the special effects, the creation of Lewis’ signiature music score, and much more. There are so many great anecdotes shared on the commentary: how Pine Sol was used to get rid of the smell of the sheep tongue (used for the infamous tongue removal scene) since it was being stored in a refrigerator and the power went out, how they had to spend money on a freeze frame at the optical effects lab because an actress pretending to be dead couldn’t hold her breath (you can see her failed attempts in the collection of nearly 50-minutes of outtakes included on the DVD), a pizza parlor was used for the scene where the maniacal Fuad Ramses cooks a human leg in an oven, and how they first realized the film was going to be a phenomenon when they got stuck in a traffic jam on the way to its Peoria, Illinois drive-in premiere. P.S. - Bonus for trivia buffs: Robert Sinise, the editor of “Blood Feast”, is the father of actor Gary Sinise.

The DVD of “Blood Feast” is a must own for fans of the film and film buffs thanks to the great quality of the film to DVD transfer and the extras included by Something Weird Video.
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The Land Before Time III - The Time of Great Giving Streaming

Miercoles, Febrero 10th, 2010
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Excellent film, with interesting characters and well-chosen topics

This is a good one. I could watch this over and over (not as much as the 7th one.) The T-rexes rocked! And Mr. Three Horn finally learns his lesson (not that he actully learned it, just by looking at the other movies) But this is a good one to pass down to little kids, my favorite song is “Kids like us.” Hip, Nod, and Mutt though need singing lessons! The end was cute also.
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Stream Classic Christmas Collection Online

Domingo, Febrero 7th, 2010
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Just so no one else buys this and thinks they are getting a color version of this movie. It’s in Black and white. In the descripion on Amazon it says it is in color. The color version is only on VHS.

You do NOT have to wait until Christmas to open this gift. Frank Capra’s wonderful film of 1946, may be enjoyed anytime of the year. “It’s A Wonderful Life” is THE feel good movie of the all time.It should be watched anytime you need a lift!(Okay, Okay , you can watch it at Christmas time too!).

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ASC(Angel Second Class), Clarence Oddbody needs to get his wings.George Bailey is desperately in need of an Angel. So the powers up above arrange a meeting. It’s a story made in heaven.

Clarence gets to view George Bailey’s life from the time he was a young boy until the present, when George is having so many problems he thinks he would be better off if he’d never been born (it may be safe to say we have all had days like that!). We watch as George touches the lives of so many from boyhood to adulthood. He saves his brother’s life,he stops his boss(a druggist) from making a fatal mistake, he saves the family business, “The Building and Loan Assoc” from the hands of the Scroogelike Mr. Potter, is friend and mentor to so many, and although never gets to follow his dreams of travel, settles down with the girl next door in his town, “Bedford Falls”.

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But things start going amiss for poor George,an accidental misplacement of a large sum of money, and the auditor showing up just at the wrong time, causes George to face loosing everything he THINKS is important. He’s on the bridge, ready to pack it all in when his guardian angel Clarence shows up in the nick of time.Clarence shows George what life would REALLY be like if he was never born. It’s not good! George must realize that “It’s A Wonderful Life” before he can exist again.

Jimmy Stewart plays George Bailey. He is just tremendous in this role. We see the full range of his talents as he runs the course of going from carefree, to distraught, to bitter and finally elated with life as he discovers Zuzu’s petals have reappeared in his pocket.The petals that disappeared from his pocket when he disappeared from existence. Henry Travers is Clarence and there has never been a more cherubic angel than he. Donna Reed as Mary(George’s wife) is exceptional at making a wonderful life for George and looking great doing it. And Lionel Barrymore is the mean Mr. Potter who we love to hate. There are so many other famous faces to look for that do such a superb job, here are a few…the great character actor Thomas Mitchell is the forgetful “Uncle Billy”, Lillian Randolph is “Annie”, the housekeeper, Beulah Bondi as Mrs. Bailey, Ellen Corby, the lady who only wants $17.50, Gloria Grahame is Violet and don’t miss Carl “Alfalfa” Switzer, mischievous as ever at the pool scene.

So it’s clear as a bell(oh..I think an Angel just got his wings!)if you’re feeling a little down, watch this movie and like Zuzu’s petals, your smile will reappear.

“White Christmas”…The film is a treasure. Bing Crosby, Danny Kaye,Rosemary Clooney,and Vera-Ellen are the stars of this 1954 musical with songs by Irving Berlin that you’ll want to sing along with and keep humming long after the film has ended. Directed by Michael Curtiz it’s a feel good film that although takes place during the Christmas season, is another one that you can pull out and watch anytime of the year.

Bing and Danny were Army buddies, now a successful song and dance team and are out to help their favorite old retired General(Dean Jagger),who is having trouble coping with retirement. The General is now running a country inn in Vermont, but the big problem is there is no snow to bring up the tourists. Bing and Danny to the rescue, as they turn the inn into a showcase of talent, and fall for the Haines sisters along the way. Can these wonderful voices also bring the snow out of the sky?…well..you know.

This film is filled with Berlin’s wonderful tunes. When Bing takes Rosemary’s little hand in his and croons “Count Your Blessings” to her..well it’s movie heaven. Rosemary also treats us to several numbers, Vera-Ellen does some fabulous hoofing, and Danny clowns and keeps us smiling like only Danny can. And how much fun is it watching Bing and Danny do the “Sisters” number together?…alot! Then there’s the goose bump evoking, wonderfully nostalgic scene of the four of them singing “White Christmas” together with the Winter Wonderland of Vermont as a backdrop.I would be remiss if I didn’t mention the wonderful character actress Mary Wicks, she’s a great busy-body who causes misunderstandings, and also keep an eye out for George Chakiris and Barrie Chase.

Thanks Paramount for bringing us this great old classic holiday films on in one package.

Happy Year-long Viewing, …Laurie

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